They wandered
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner.
He ran out of money, so he had to stop playing poker.
The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back.
It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing.
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.
There are over 500 starfish in the bathroom drawer.
There's no reason a hula hoop can't also be a circus ring.
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he'd retain after she delivered the news.
The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.
Iguanas were falling out of the trees.
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells.
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture.
When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language.
As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by.
Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary.
I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens.
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact.
There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine.
We're careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think they're fruit.
She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath.
Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.
The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance.
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory.
She did her best to help him.
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it.
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone.
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe.
Dolores wouldn't have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was.
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
This book is sure to liquefy your brain.
He found a leprechaun in his walnut shell.
This is a Japanese doll.
The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance.
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.
They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town.
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue.
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
I've never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with wine.
The secret ingredient to his wonderful life was crime.
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers.
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night.
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn't for his stupidity.
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he'd used until then.
It was her first experience training a rainbow unicorn.
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say.
It's much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball.
She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night.
There is no better feeling than staring at a wall with closed eyes.
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets.
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